In my quest to bestow fashion knowledge, it seems that I have wholly neglected the lesser gender. Okay boys, it’s your turn.
I don’t care who you are, what grade of celebrity status you’ve achieved, or how good you are at football. You are STILL not allowed to wear pajamas in public. In fact, I favor girls wearing pj pants in public over guys wearing them. And we all know how I feel about girls in jammies. But at least when girls wear pajamas, any . . . business they may have is still properly supported. Boy + boxers + pj pants + dining hall = me thinking, “EWWWW!” while trying to finish my seven dollar dinner.
And this tip is really for your own emotional protection. When you go to the gym, KEEP IT PROPORTIONAL! It is grotesque when boys walk around looking GOOD . . . from the pecs up (including arms). Shoulders and arms like an adult male Gorilla, legs like a pre-pubescent girl’s. So if you’re a little bit work out stupid, this means that if you’re pumping massive iron with your arms, pump it with your legs, too. Just ask a trainer to help you out if you don’t know what to do. I promise it’ll be worth it!
Also, make sure your non-bench pressing keeps up with your bench pressing. Your proportions need to make you look fit, not like a guy with man boobs. Besides, how much you can bench really only impresses other guys, and WHY are you trying to impress other guys??
Oh, and if you bench too much and your pecs are sore, refrain from rubbing them gently in public. I will laugh at you and ask if it’s your “time of the month.”
The single most important ingredient to have in a non-alcoholic well stocked bar is . . . grenadine. Grenadine, for one, is red. Red is a rather fun color! When paired with lovely orange/yellow colored drinks, one can attain a beautiful sunset or sunrise appearance in a beverage. When paired with a clear drink, a lovely red to pink to clear gradient is achieved. The best part as that due to the sugar content of grenadine, it sinks to the bottom of the glass beautifully, and stays there until most of the beverage has been consumed. Grenadine sinks well in every shape of glass I've used, which includes wine, martini, and high ball glasses, and also champagne flutes. Grenadine is also cheap and one bottle will last for a very long time. Go get some grenadine. Now.